Cheeblrga

Someone here is a wannabe Hipster.

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:45:32 -0500

Guess who?

My stance on handjobs:

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:03:20 -0500

I’m not 14 years old anymore, I’m putting my mouth on it or put it in a hole.

Like, a guy can go home, put on some porn, and do it better themselves. Seriously.

If you’re not also sucking his dick while doing so, then don’t even bother putting your hand on it.

Just put your mouth on it.

Haha.

cjrauss: I’m sort of curious about this. It’s only fun...

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:48:47 -0500

cjrauss:

I’m sort of curious about this.

It’s only fun when you troll the hell out of a dungeon master (the guy making up the story and shit.) I remember one time I kept asking the guy if I could roll the dice to get “my dick wet.”

(via killthediva)

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:53:56 -0500

(via killthediva)

"I don’t know about angels, but it’s fear that gives men wings."

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:45:26 -0500

“I don’t know about angels, but it’s fear that gives men wings.”

- Maximilian Payne

I cannot stop laughing.

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:37:00 -0500

I cannot stop laughing.

formspring.me

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 14:21:10 -0500

Boxers or briefs?

Boxer Briefs, fag.

How old are you?

Ripe at 14.

play any sports?

Well I’m an E-Athlete. Don’t hate.

Ask me anything.

good morning tumblr. reblog if you have a hangover that feels like a thousand elephants jackhammering in your head!

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 14:18:02 -0500

vulgarstatus:

shadowsonthesun:

(via skycandy)

ronworkman: streeter: This will happen by 2011. Mark my...

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:02:52 -0500

ronworkman:

streeter:

This will happen by 2011. Mark my words!

I fucking hope so.

I've been playing Star Wars; The Force Unleashed..

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:28:58 -0500

kaythanks:

And I rule.

Pumped for the sequel.

king3vbo: whateveryoucallit: (via...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:10:46 -0500

king3vbo:

whateveryoucallit:

(via thevelcro)

GODDAMMIT.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS.

Photo

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:02:30 -0500

Found this while playing with the girlfriend.

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:42:05 -0500

Found this while playing with the girlfriend.

reblog with a different word for vagina

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:08:49 -0500

vulgarstatus:

undertheice:

samanthaedge:

grapedrinkseventy:

esteban-doors:

sluttymcslutterpants:

acarelesswhisper:

suesylvester-:

wheresthehit:

theresnomusiconmyradio:

ifuckinglovetea:

talknerdytomeg:

yesiliketodothechacha:

fearthebest:

peachesftw:

fearthebest:

i’ll start: snatch

cunt

twat

ninny

whispering eye

Fanny

pikachu

pudenda

VA JAY JAY

boy howdy

hoo-hah.

piggly wiggly

Cooter

meat wallet.

meat drapes, whisker biscuit.

How the fuck did nobody say pussy?

So, pussy. & Cow Tongues.

Easy Bake Oven.

vulgarstatus: xthegiveristheshitx: HEY LOOK! its Seeem...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:39:44 -0500

vulgarstatus:

xthegiveristheshitx:

HEY LOOK! its Seeem Bah!

So you know when he puts the clay on his foreheaD?

Heard this story how a girl was giving this guy a beej, and he blew his load, and he put the cum on his thumb and went “SIIIIMMMMBAAAA” while putting the cum on the girls forehead .. -__-

Totally doing this now.

vulgarstatus: xthegiveristheshitx: smeli: rocdiesel: Complex...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:38:44 -0500

vulgarstatus:

xthegiveristheshitx:

smeli:

rocdiesel:

Complex Magazine: Best Album of 2009.

word.

Backed

Backed x2.

Well deserved.

Truth.

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:20:39 -0500

Truth.

ronworkman: theescapekey: HA! (via)

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:06:46 -0500

ronworkman:

theescapekey: HA! (via)

kaythanks: blackholevacation: kingofalldetectives: Create a...

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:21:09 -0500

kaythanks:

blackholevacation:

kingofalldetectives:

Create a caption for this picture.

“I’m rich, beotches!”

alternatively

“Thanks, America. Wouldn’t be wearing four rings simultaneously without you.”

xNickekbackx

“Hey, you guys like that song that I recorded while I was on the shitter constipated? Yeah, all of them.”

I like my tumblr photos like I like my coffee.

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:58:36 -0500

Grainy, and saturated. With a hint of indie chick.